The fluoridehack song

I’ve wanted to do this since the day I was born!
I love, love being A FLUORIDEHACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from customer to customer! As they flock to the mighty dental
offices of New York City! With my best girl by my side!
The hexafluorosilicic acid!
The sodium fluorosilicate!
The sodium fluoride!
The stannous fluoride!
The sodium monofluorophosphate!
We sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I’m a fluoridehack, and I’m okay,
I sleep just fine and I dump all day.

CHORUS: He’s a fluoridehack, and he’s okay,
CHORUS: He sleeps just fine and he dumps all day.

I pull out teeth, I eat my lunch,
I charge a whopping fee.
On Mondays I have hotdogs
With ketchup and TV.

Dentists: He pulls out teeth, he eats his lunch,
Dentists: He charges a whopping fee.
Dentists: On Mondays he has hotdogs
Dentists: With ketchup and TV.

CHORUS

I pull out teeth, I skip and dump,
I count my cash for hours.
I put on baa sheep’s clothing,
And bang kids in the ass.

Dentists: He pulls out teeth, he skips and dumps,
Dentists: He counts his cash for hours.
Dentists: He puts on baa sheep’s clothing,
Dentists: And bangs kids in the ass.

CHORUS

I yank out teeth, I have belief,
You’ll swallow, ist das klar?
I like to get in early
Just like the DDR*.

Dentists: We yank out teeth, we have belief,
Dentists: You’ll swallow, ist das klar?
Dentists: We like to get in early
Dentists: Just like the DDR*.

*DDR pronounced in the English, not German, manner

fluoride-flywort-waste-compressed

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