Always look on the bright side of shit

Always Look on the Bright Side of Shit (lyrics only)
Always look on the bright side of shit, (whistle)
Especially when you’re drinking it. (whistle)
Life is far too short,
Not to drink the shit you ought,
Just ask a smiling child, they will agree,
Drinking shit is better than wee. (whistle)

Life’s a piece of shit, and drinking shit is part of it,
Shit’s oh so perfect, can’t you see?
Our shit’s a better class,
Than what comes out your ass.
Shit builds with each and every passing glass.

Always look on the bright side of shit, (whistle)
Especially when you’re pushing it. (whistle)

Shit’s poison to some,
But for us, shit’s just some fun.
Don’t take shit all so seriously.

Just drink that toxic waste,
With shit’s nothing taste,
And thank your lucky stars shit’s almost free.
Unlike me.

So just stop your goddamn whining, (whistle)
Appreciate phosphate rock mining. (whistle)

Shitting in or out the tent,
Incompetent or bent,
Our shit is really, truly heaven sent.

But when we take our dumps,
It doesn’t come in lumps.
Come and join our fluoride fantasy. (whistle)

And just stop your goddamn crucifying, (whistle)
Appreciate the shit we’re shining. (whistle)

Don’t let yourself get down,
About being the class clown,
Respecting human rights is voluntary. (whistle)

So always look on the bright side of death. (whistle)
a-Just before you drink your terminal F. (whistle)

F’s a load of shit, when you look at it.
F’s a laugh and health’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show, keep ’em keelin’ as you go,
Just remember that the last laugh is on them.

And…
Always look on the bright side of shit. (whistle)
Especially when you’re full of it. (whistle)
Life is far too short,
Not to drink the shit you ought,
Just ask a smiling child, they will agree,
Drinking shit beats buggery. (whistle)

When you’re drinking shit,
Your health may take a hit.
Shit’s a windfall for the industry.

Always look on the bright side of shit, (whistle)
Because we won’t stop flogging it. (whistle)

Always look on the bitch side of life. (whistle)

Always look on the right side of shit. (whistle)

Always look on the shite side of bright. (whistle)

Always look on the bright side of shit. (whistle)

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