I’ve wanted to do this since the day I was born!
I love, love being A FLUORIDEHACK!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from customer to customer! As they flock to the mighty dental offices of New York City! With my best girl by my side!
The hexafluorosilicic acid!
The sodium fluorosilicate!
The sodium fluoride!
The stannous fluoride!
The sodium monofluorophosphate!
We sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I’m a fluoridehack, and I’m okay,
I sleep just fine and I dump all day.
He’s a fluoridehack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps just fine and he dumps all day.
I pull out teeth, I eat my lunch,
I charge a whopping fee.
On Mondays I have hotdogs
With ketchup and TV.
He charges a whopping fee.
On Mondays he has hotdogs
With ketchup and TV.
He’s a fluoridehack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps just fine and he dumps all day.
I meet the press, I make a mess,
I dump a watery turd.
Some say I shouldn’t do it,
Then I flip them the bird.
He dumps a watery turd.
Some say he shouldn’t do it,
Then he flips them the bird.
He’s a fluoridehack, and he’s okay,
He sleeps just fine and he dumps all day.
I yank out teeth, I have belief,
You’ll swallow, ist das klar?
I like to get in early
Just like the DDR*.
We yank out teeth, we have belief,
You’ll swallow, ist das klar?
We like to get in early
Just like the DDR*.
*DDR pronounced in the English, not German, manner
